The Energia team once again visited the Assembly -event, held at Hartwall-arena in Helsinki. Although almost everything we had planned for the event went crashing down, we managed to get our stuff together and crafted a nice joint out of nothing. A lot of peepz stopped by to greet us, support our cause or just to take a glimpse of the video collection we had constantly running on our monitor.

Photo by Sampsa Kurri, borrowed from Muropaketti’s Assembly Photo Report
At first, our idea was to get the same cool stuff HP had made for our Star Wreck –stand at Microsoft’s Vista launch – the bridge of the Kickstart – but, surprise, surprise, they didn’t exists anymore. Too bad we found that out on friday morning, *after* we had rented a van to get the stuff. Well, there’s nothing you can’t fix with a roll of duct tape, few construction site lights and red cloth! Eventually, our stand became a nice, cozy, joint which was positively campish unlike the boring corporate stands over at the hallways.
Energia was fully manned at Assembly – Atte, Samuli, myself, Antti and Jarmo, we all took the weekend off of our schedules and came over to meet our fans and new faces. Our primary idea was to get over there and to promote our next film, Iron Sky, and get our merchandise available to those who never get their hands on it anywhere else. On top of that, we were invited to have a seminar to talk about Iron Sky.
Friday was mostly about building and rebuilding our stand. During the night, Antti ran the example adventure of Star Wreck Roleplaying Game to a small group of fans, which received much appraise afterwards. I even heard that Antti would be posting the transcription of the game here later, but we’ll see what’ll happen.

Antti at the Raven Lounge
On Saturday we kept on going, with our outpost manned 24h/day. We had prepared a video collection out of every video we’ve ever produced - including a shitload of stuff never meant for anybody’s eyes - to run constantly on our monitor. Although Media Player Classic let us down more than often, there was always videos on screen and music in the air, and a lot of people visited us and some of them stayed even to watch a film or two. One visitor that made me extremely happy was this 6-7 year old kid who watched the Legacy-collection Star Wrecks and giggled through them and explained the jokes to his dad who had fun as well. This led me to the conclusion that an animated TV-series of Star Wreck for kids just has to be made!
The Iron Sky –seminar was pretty crowded and we had some fun time there, rambling on about this and that and showing some exclusive material. One of the funny things I found in my email in the morning was the trailer of Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning (Original Version) dubbed in German by a group called Crash Dub Studios, and it was actually pretty darn good! I’ll post it here later, once I get the final version from the guys.
More information and discussion about the seminar can be found from our forums, in both English and Finnish.
After the seminar Samuli beat the shit out of some kids at Command & Conquer (yeah, don’t fuck with the Emperor) and went out to represent Iron Sky in the Helsinki nightlife. Me and Antti and Jarmo kept things running. Last year Antti had a group of followers (his “court”) sitting by at our stand all the times, but it was Jarmos duty to gather his own people this year, and he did as good job as Baldur von Schirach would’ve done back in the days!
Assembly-TV was also pretty interested on our presence this year, and we did a long interview there, talking about what we talk about the best: ourselves. (Yeah, we are sorry, we can’t hear you from the sound of how awesome we are). The interview (in Finnish) can be downloaded from here.
In the wee hours of morning we were also invited to join the Assembly-TV’s Nightchat, where me and Jarmo continued where the interview left us. There was a question and a nice reward for it: “What would you like to see in Iron Sky, a film about Nazis on the Dark Side of the Moon”. A lot of funny ideas came along – people wanted to see Samuli in the film, space battles and that sort of stuff – but the winner was the one we agreed the most with: “I want to see Jürgen Prochnow in Iron Sky”. So do we, and by our dirty toes, we’ll give him a call! Yes, we’ll let you know what he thinks. If you have other actors you’d like to see on Iron Sky, you can join the discussion about the actors here.
(There was some asswipe who jumped onstage at the studio after popping some pills and acted like a dipshit he was, but we heard that he was later thrown away from the festivals after being beaten by the cops outside the place. Don’t fuck with us, we’ve got the law on our side!)

Sunday was mostly about getting the hell out of there, but we decided to stay put until every last one of the programs was over. Nothing special went on, I dozed off for a few hours and Antti and later also Jarmo and Samuli joined us at the stand once again. After the closing seremony was over we got our stuff together, tetris-fitted them to Jarmo’s car and left the sunny Helsinki behind.
All in all, we enjoyed our stay at Assembly, and would like to thank everybody supporting our cause at the Raven Lounge, spent some time chatting over there, everybody joining the Iron Sky –seminar, and congraculate the winners of Assembly-TV’s Wreck/IS –related compos. Same time next year, I think!
We have been planning that in the next (summer) Assembly we’re going to do something so amazing nobody else has done it ever before, but let’s see if we have the resources to do it! Until then – take care! And if you got pictures, get them to us by posting them here! And check out our own photo report from the Photoblog as well.
Ps. You might also want to check out our previous blog entries from last year’s Assembly 2006 –event (in Finnish): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and Sherrypie’s opening speech at Short Film Compo last year: