Beyond the Iron Sky

”Krupa Krupa! Q’gcolac GR!”
- Old Plingon proverb about remarkably over-dated means of transportation.

Lt. Dwarf here again!

All hail Emperor Pirk! After spending five hours in a Russian airport, I’m now travelling on an economy-class Russian airplane to Japan, cruising a pathetic few hundred kilometers per hour across the atmosphere. I’m going to make Info pay for this humiliation – a warrior like me, sitting with all these wimps and losers…

Anyway, yesterday was a great day for recruiting. Our propaganda film gathered a nice audience and the recruitment speech worked so well that I ran out of Star Wrecks pretty soon. Other than that, we had a thing called ‘Russian Vodka Party’, where our allies and friends of the great Russian Federation poured a lot of vodka to the glasses of so many people, infiltirating their minds with their ideologies and way of life. Effective method, even so effective I found myself starting to like even more the Russians.

I must admit I also enjoyed some of the vodka, so this morning the hard part was to get to the airport on time. I was feeling pretty un-well and decided to skip the breakfast, but little did I know that I was about to be stuck in Moscow airport for so long. Although in general most of the airports seem to be both huge and well-instructed, this one was small, ugly and instructions on how to get around sucked like a Rigelian sandworm without a bicycle.

I met a fellow traveler, who was also on his way to Japan. With his assistance I was able to find the right gate and the right plane on time, but now I’m a bit worried that my luggage won’t end up to Japan, since I left it a bit strangely somewhere in Copenhagen and although they said it’s gonna end up to right place, I have my fears. I also requested some cultural information about Japan, so I would fit in with these strange human beings in Tokyo. I understood they are very polite, keep to schedules and don’t respect their Emperor. I think I’m going to have some problems there – or, more likely, they have a 100+ kiloes of problem coming their way few hunded kilometers per hour!

There’s not too much to tell right now, I’m stuck on travelling, and will be getting to Tokyo tomorrow morning.

All hail Emperor Pirk!

Lt. Dwarf, signing out.

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