I have been wrong all these years, thinking that the awesomest form of entertainment is something that includes zombie space nazis or dinosaurs with laser guns. Now I’ve been shown the motorsport of pure awesomeness: COMBINE HARVESTER DEMOLITION DERBY!
This awesome sport is apparently practised in Lind, Washington in the US of A. And the festival comes complete with BBQ.
The scary thing is - when you actually see it, a COMBINE HARVESTER DEMOLITION DERBY looks eerily like a herd of guinea pigs fighting. And what’s even more scary is that I’m not the only one who got that first impression.
Remember the Oxford English Dictionary states that the grammatically correct way to spell COMBINE HARVESTER DEMOLITION DERBY is in all-caps. Or at least it should say that.









Wow! That is indeed awsome! COMBINE HARVESTER DEMOLITION DERBY is my new favourite sport.