Comments on: Fear Is the Path to the Dark Side. http://blog.starwreck.com/2009/01/27/fear-is-the-path-to-the-dark-side/ Blog from the filmmakers behind Iron Sky & Star Wreck Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Jarmo Puskala http://blog.starwreck.com/2009/01/27/fear-is-the-path-to-the-dark-side/comment-page-1/#comment-83297 Jarmo Puskala Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:49:04 +0000 http://blog.starwreck.com/2009/01/27/fear-is-the-path-to-the-dark-side/#comment-83297 Taking into account the well known aming accuracy of stormtroopers, these "deathpoopers" are propably the people who use the public toilets in gas stations. Taking into account the well known aming accuracy of stormtroopers, these “deathpoopers” are propably the people who use the public toilets in gas stations.

]]> By: Antti Hukkanen http://blog.starwreck.com/2009/01/27/fear-is-the-path-to-the-dark-side/comment-page-1/#comment-83295 Antti Hukkanen Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:42:31 +0000 http://blog.starwreck.com/2009/01/27/fear-is-the-path-to-the-dark-side/#comment-83295 Epic win. XD Epic win. XD

]]> By: Salmar80 http://blog.starwreck.com/2009/01/27/fear-is-the-path-to-the-dark-side/comment-page-1/#comment-83296 Salmar80 Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:29:56 +0000 http://blog.starwreck.com/2009/01/27/fear-is-the-path-to-the-dark-side/#comment-83296 Antti - I'm sorry, but i'm laughing too hard to even get into this whole debate. You see, in the thumbnail image of the novel's cover, the name reads unmistably like Deathpoopers. DeathPoopers? The few, the proud, the DeathPOOPERS? YEAH! THE FRACKIN' IMPERIAL DEATHPOOPERS!! Stephen King has written horror novels about clowns and all sorts of other freaks - But even HE couldn't squeeze a drop of horror out of DeathPOOPERS! It is a proven scientific fact: NOTHING kills suspense in a serious horror novel quite like being named DeathPOOPERS! I mean, would YOU enlist on the finest fighting force of the Galactic Empire: The DeathPOOPERS: "Scaring You Shitless since the Old Republic". And what do the Imperial DeathPOOPERS do for a living? Hang around on the Death(POOPER) Star and wait for stupid rebels to fall into garbage shafts? All this discussion leads us to the Ultimate rhetorical Question: If the planet Alderan had had the choice, would it have chosen to been blown to oblivion, or to be left at the mercy of the DeathPOOPERS!? Correct answer: In either case, the ending would have been shitty... Antti – I’m sorry, but i’m laughing too hard to even get into this whole debate.

You see, in the thumbnail image of the novel’s cover, the name reads unmistably like Deathpoopers.

DeathPoopers?

The few, the proud, the DeathPOOPERS?

YEAH! THE FRACKIN’ IMPERIAL DEATHPOOPERS!!

Stephen King has written horror novels about clowns and all sorts of other freaks – But even HE couldn’t squeeze a drop of horror out of DeathPOOPERS!

It is a proven scientific fact: NOTHING kills suspense in a serious horror novel quite like being named DeathPOOPERS!

I mean, would YOU enlist on the finest fighting force of the Galactic Empire: The DeathPOOPERS: “Scaring You Shitless since the Old Republic”.

And what do the Imperial DeathPOOPERS do for a living? Hang around on the Death(POOPER) Star and wait for stupid rebels to fall into garbage shafts?

All this discussion leads us to the Ultimate rhetorical Question:

If the planet Alderan had had the choice, would it have chosen to been blown to oblivion, or to be left at the mercy of the DeathPOOPERS!?

Correct answer: In either case, the ending would have been shitty…

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