We’ve got a big script meeting coming up tomorrow so naturally I decided to brush up on the latest conspiracy theories. However I wasn’t exactly prepared for the idea of Chuck Norris leading a revolution against the US goverment:
The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.”
I bet you’re thinking that this shit has to be made up. But no, Glenn Beck is the latest greatest hope for the American rightwingers with a radio show and his own show on Fox News (and formerly CNN).
Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily Norris reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”
On other news. Well, actually more like “not on the news” since this is more from alternative sources, it seems a American neo-nazi with a $10 million trust fund had stockpiled materials for a dirty bomb. What would have happened we’ll never know, since allegedly his wife shot him.
I think this might be a good time to be slightly worried about what’s happening in the land of the free. And not least because we all know Chuck Norris is so tough his pickup truck runs on Vin Diesel.