Hahaa! Missed us! Diese Schweinehunde!

October 10th, 2009 by Timo Vuorensola

Diese fuckers at ze NASA tried to ruin our operazion yesterday!

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MOON NAZI OFFICER

Sir, there’s something going in orbit… There’s a cylinder-shaped object incoming from the Earth…

MOON NAZI COMMANDER
What is it?

MOON NAZI OFFICER
It’s… an unidentified object of some sort… Flying.

MOON NAZI COMMANDER

Scheisse.. Ein UFO?

MOON NAZI OFFICER
Jawohl, mein Fürher.

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MOON NAZI COMMANDER

Projected trajectory? ETA?

MOON NAZI OFFICER
Headed STRAIGHT for us. Estimated time to impact 10 minutes, sir.

MOON NAZI COMMANDER

Gott im Himmel! Inform the Führer!

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MOON NAZI OFFICER

Sir… Will this destroy our environment? Throw the Moon out of orbit?

MOON NAZI COMMANDER

What the hell are you babbling about? We have no environment, we’re on the fucking Moon!

MOON NAZI OFFICER
Sir! Brace for impact!!

MOON NAZI COMMANDER

Mein Gott!!!

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MOON NAZI OFFICER

Sir…

MOON NAZI COMMANDER

Hah… They missed us! Schweinhunden!

MOON NAZI COMMANDER

Prepare to fire back!

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7 Responses to “Hahaa! Missed us! Diese Schweinehunde!”

  1. Finnobrit says:

    That’s what I love about astronomy news stories, they’ll trail them as “dramatic pictures” but then what you actually see is one fuzzy blob turning into another fuzzy blob, without any explanation of the context.

  2. Finnobrit says:

    …and then when the second fuzzy blob appears you see a room full of astronomers laughing and crying and hugging each other, while the audience at home is just saying “what?”

  3. Fungerfuhrer says:

    Hehe, think you guys could put a small reference regarding this in the movie?

  4. Neophobic says:

    Nice! Made my day!

  5. Max Fun says:

    And no one here ever knew… :D

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