Two of a Kind – the mystery of the Norwegian wormhole

December 10th, 2009 by Jarmo Puskala
Two of a kind: Norwegian Spiral UFO & Fukov's Maggot Hole

Two of a kind: Norwegian Spiral UFO & Fukov's Maggot Hole

Yesterday morning a glowing, rotating spiral appeared in the skies above Norway. End of the world conspiracy theorists suspect a black hole caused by the LHC in Switzerland (Norway is “close enough” they say), new age conspiracy theorists think it was a spaceship from the galactic Federation of Light. In the scientific circles (and even more literally on betting sites) the money is on it being a failed Russian missile experiment.

At the time of the press we were unable to reach commander Treholt of the Norwegian Ninja Force for a comment.

All we know is, it looks just like the maggot hole Fukov discovered in Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning.

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7 Responses to “Two of a Kind – the mystery of the Norwegian wormhole”

  1. Janos says:

    When I was a kid, I saw a glowing cloud that turned out to be left by a Russian Barium test rocket. It was pretty nifty, especially at that age. Never seen anything that awesome, though. Looks like the rocket stabilization got fucked up, the smaller spiral the vapor trail of a spinning rocket, the bigger spiral is the ejected fuel.

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  5. Amanda says:

    The UFO spirals we are seeing in the skies are related to the golden ratio or golden number phi. You will also find that there are hundreds of ancient caves painting and artifacts that have the spiral. These spirals have been around for thousands and thousands of years. All of nature things equal the golden ratio or golden number phi……………………………….even the Egyptian Pyramids equal the golden number phi. What this means I do not know yet………….

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