Yesterday morning a glowing, rotating spiral appeared in the skies above Norway. End of the world conspiracy theorists suspect a black hole caused by the LHC in Switzerland (Norway is “close enough” they say), new age conspiracy theorists think it was a spaceship from the galactic Federation of Light. In the scientific circles (and even more literally on betting sites) the money is on it being a failed Russian missile experiment.
At the time of the press we were unable to reach commander Treholt of the Norwegian Ninja Force for a comment.
All we know is, it looks just like the maggot hole Fukov discovered in Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning.