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Being Finnish Part 1: Winter War.

March 12th, 2010 by Jarmo Puskala

This is the first part of a series on what it means to be Finnish. If you’ve ever visited FInland you know we live in one of the greatest places in the world. But it’s not all fun an games. There are some things you just have to master to live here

Let’s get started with essential history. I could go on about the times as part of Sweden and Russia, or the fight for independence. But that’s not really important. To understand us there is one historical event you must know and that is:

The Winter War 1939-1940.

It was kind of like the battle of Hoth.

Main difference was that the Soviet tanks didn’t have legs, so instead of rope we used Molotov’s Cocktails.

How to use a Molotov's Cocktail

How to use a Molotov's Cocktail

So why are the improvised fire bombs called Molotov’s cocktails? Well, it’s a joke, obiously. Soviet Commissar for Foreign Affairs Vyacheslav Molotov claimed in radio broadcasts that the Soviet Union was not dropping bombs but rather delivering food to starving Finns, so Finns started calling the bombs “bread baskets”. Soon they responded by attacking advancing tanks with “Molotov cocktails” which were “a drink to go with the food”.

That’s pretty much sums it up. The Soviet Union attacked with half a million men and thousands of airplanes and tanks. The Finns, being short on pretty much everything, threw bottles at them. Their tanks blew up and eventually the Soviets called quits so they’d have an army left to fight Hitler.

As usual, Wikipedia has a more historically accurate description of events.

Two of a Kind – the mystery of the Norwegian wormhole

December 10th, 2009 by Jarmo Puskala
Two of a kind: Norwegian Spiral UFO & Fukov's Maggot Hole

Two of a kind: Norwegian Spiral UFO & Fukov's Maggot Hole

Yesterday morning a glowing, rotating spiral appeared in the skies above Norway. End of the world conspiracy theorists suspect a black hole caused by the LHC in Switzerland (Norway is “close enough” they say), new age conspiracy theorists think it was a spaceship from the galactic Federation of Light. In the scientific circles (and even more literally on betting sites) the money is on it being a failed Russian missile experiment.

At the time of the press we were unable to reach commander Treholt of the Norwegian Ninja Force for a comment.

All we know is, it looks just like the maggot hole Fukov discovered in Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning.

What if Matrix was shot in the silent film era?

November 11th, 2009 by Jarmo Puskala

At least in the silent film era Neo would have had more than one facial expression.

An ingenious silent film treatment of Matrix from the Russian group “Big Difference“.

Rust Sky – The Bolsheviks strike back.

March 21st, 2009 by Jarmo Puskala

Remmeber when we asked people to remix the Iron Sky teaser? Well, we’ve got a bunch of great remixes but this one takes things… a little bit further:

Rust Sky teaser — something similar to Iron Sky. Not really a remix, but a copy, but not really a copy. License: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0

Giant Soviet planes vs. Nazi UFOs

January 29th, 2009 by Jarmo Puskala

Huge Soviet planet vs. a Nazi UFO.

Todays “huge awesome fighting machine” post comes via the good ol’ Enlishrussia blog. They post great pictures of awesome Soviet era stuff, but it’s a bit disappointing that their descriptions tend to be between uninformative and completely fictional. This time the subject is a huge Soviet plane from the 30’s. About this they say:

…modern history lovers in Russia try to reconstruct according the plans left in once to be top-secret Russian army archives their look in full color. This is one example based on ideas of Russian aviation engineers of that times.

Huge Soviet flying fortress

In reality it was a Russian 3D modeler by the name of Levin who modeled the huge warplane that might exist in some parallel universe where history turned out more like pulp scifi. I don’t speak any Russian so I have no idea if there are secret plans or if it’s just made up, but it doesn’t take away the fact that it looks great. And he made it even better and gave us a couple of pictures of the plane battling his older Nazi UFO model (Haunebu III to be exact – the same design you see in the Iron Sky teaser).

Talking of this Levin guy, you should also check out his airship model – it’s another awesome steampunkish creation:

Russian steampunk airship.